All around the country
Coast to coast,
People always say,
"What do you like most?"
I don't wanna brag,
I don't wanna boast,
I always tell them...
"I like TOAST."
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!
I get up in the mornin'
About six AM.
Have a little jelly,
Have a little jam.
Take a piece of bread,
Put it in the slot,
Push down the lever,
And the wires gets hot.
I get TOAST.
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!
Now there's no secret
To toasting perfection,
There's a dial on the side
And you make your selection.
Push to the dark or the light and then,
If it pops too soon press down again.
You made TOAST.
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!
When the first caveman
Drove in from the drags,
Didn't know what would go with
The bacon and the eggs.
Must have been a genius,
Got it in his head,
Plug the toaster in the wall,
Buy a bag of bread.
Make TOAST.
YEAH TOAST!
YEAH TOAST!
Oui monsieur bonjour coquette,
Uh huh croissante vous a ver,
Maurice chevalier effeil tower,
Oh oui maria bagette bon soir.
FRENCH TOAST!
FRENCH TOAST!
In Chicago,
Around the Bob and Tom show.
YEAH TOAST!
...toast.
